Reel2Rank Podcast

Episode 145: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) -- "It was a Formative Time..."

It's 1899 and the forthcoming century is under threat. It's going to take a gathering of old legends, outcasts, knaves, misfits, and monsters to trot the globe like rip-roaring adventure heroes and save the world.

Episode 144: Joker Folie à Deux (2024) -- "An Unrelenting Struggle-F*ck"

Move over Busby Berkeley, watch out Fred Astaire, there's an uppity aardvark who wants to SIIIIIIING!

Episode 143: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) -- "Scotch 2.0"

Doctor Jones is back for one last adventure. Older, wiser, filled to the brim with scotch and noodles...

Episode 142: Freddy vs. Jason (2003) -- "Afraid of Water..."

Everything, or most of everything, has been leading to this! The battle of decades past! The Grand Finale Fight between two Franchises! Knife-Fingers v Machete, Hockey Mask v Fedora, Water v Not Water. It's Mrs. Voorhees bouncy boy against the Springwood Slasher!

Episode 141: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) -- "Sharp Knives and Coffee"

The Specht Brothers return to Elm Street, the place hasn't changed much since we last visited...except they rebooted the entire thing, so we were left to ponder the corret temperatures which yield the best flavor profile of your average coffee bean...

Episode 140: Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves (2023) -- "Hobbit Lobby"

The quest of the Specht Brothers continues across the cinematic Sword Coast. Beguiled by brigands, beset by beasts, befouled by bewitchery a band of heroes go from streets of Neverwinter to the depths of the Underdark. There's dungeons AND dragons. What more could you want?

Episode 139: Dungeons & Dragons (2000) -- "Got Stuck, You Broke It"

This week the Specht Brothers embark on a quest. Much magic, monsters, mayhem, and mundanity will befoul your heroes as they roll the die and try avoid the scene chewing maw of Profi...Proofidd...Prolofi....Jeremy Irons!

Episode 138: Dune Part Two (2024) -- "What an Usul..."

"And it came to pass in the third pass at the Desert War that Muad'Dib lay alone in a cave. He lay as one dead, caught up in the revelation of the Water of Life, his being tranlated beyond the boundries of time by the poison that gives life. Thus was the prophecy made true that the Lisan al-Gaib might be tripping balls alone in a cave..."
-FROM "ARRAKIS: THE MOST REQUESTED HITS"
BY THE PRINCESS BUTTERCUP

A Very Reel2Rank 2024 Christmas Podanza!

It's that most wonderful time of the year! Gather 'round the fireplace and ye shall hear another tale of yuletide cheer and merry jeer!

Episode 137: Dune (2021) -- "The Right Pitch"

"Fremen were supreme in that quality the ancients called the "spannungsbogen" -- which is the self-imposed delay between desire for a thing and the act of reaching out to grasp that thing. That thing is also really hard to spell..."
-FROM "THE WISDOM OF MUAD'DIB FOR DUMMIES"
BY THE PRINCESS SERUTAN