Reel2Rank Podcast

Episode 179 -- Longlegs (2024)

Episode 178: Upgrade (2018) -- "Mister Eggnog's Secret Menu..."

In the far but near enough future you'll be able to decipher clues at a salad bar...

Episode 177 -- Alien: Romulus (2024) - "Water Ambivalent"

I'm not saying it was Alien...but it was Alien...

Episode 176 -- Alien: Covenant (2017) -- "The Bridge! The Bridge!"

Starting to think people should just leave space alone...there's a lot of not great stuff out there...

Episode 175: Prometheus (2012) -- "Hotboxin' a Spacesuit..."

It's a prequel or a sequel or interquel, we have as many questions with even fewer answers...

Episode 174: Alien Resurrection (1997) -- "Custard Damage..."

You say you want a resurrection, well you know...
They said it was a course correction butI don't know...

Episode 173: Alien³ (1992) -- "Aggressively British"

3 Times the Prison.
3 Times the Baldness.
3 Tywins the Lannister.

Episode 172: Aliens (1986) -- "Crack Open a Thermometer!"

They mostly come at night. Mostly...

Episode 171: Alien (1979) -- "Not Enough Data..."

INTERFACE 2025 READY FOR INQUIRY
REQUEST EVALUATION OF CURRENT ALIEN FRANCHISE
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UNABLE TO COMPUTE
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CAN YOU KEEP THEM IN THE DARK FOR LIFE?
AVAILABLE DATA INSUFFICIENT
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"Oh MU-TH-UR..."

Episode 170 - The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part Two (2012) -- "Hidden Valley Vampire"

At last this detour to Forks is at an end. Big things happened we think, who knows, we're forkin' outta here!