Reel2Rank Podcast

I snikt mahself today
To see if I still heal
I focus on the plane
Whiskey's the in-flight meal
 
The claw tears a hole
The Adamantium sting
They try to kill me every way
But I tank everything
 
What can be undone?
That Origins trend?
Everyone I know, nope away
Before the end
 
And you've seen it all
My iconic shirt
I will wear it down
I will make nerds smirk
 
I'll wear that yellow suit
When Charles gets some hair
I'm full of Yukon Jack
As likely as standing from that chair
 
Freed the strains of time
My wounds will disappear
You've got that right
In seconds I'm all clear
 
What can be undone?
Last Stand's end?
Everyone I know, forgets that they
Killed my girlfriend
 
And you've had it all
My immortal life
I'm the best at what I do
But what I do isn't nice
 
If I should rise again
An entire franchise away
I would mask myself
For all that cash the studio will pay

Listen here Bub. This week, bub, Logan is going to Japan, bub. You know what's there bub? I'll tell you what's there bub...The Wolverine's there bub.

He's the best he is at what he does and what he does isn't reviewed well by customer service...
 
This week the Specht Brothers learn the secret origin of that mutant mascot, that 5 ft 3 feral fightin' man, ol' knife knucles himself -- the Logerine...

This week the Spekht Brothers are keeping up with the kombat. Johnny Kage tags along with Earthrealm's khampions to defeat Shao Kahn.

Xcelsior dear listeners! It's here at last; the final story in a storied saga of those uncanny, all-new, all-different, giant-sized X-Men...

Still uncanny and now in the 1980s, the neXt class of X-Men must contend with a threat old as time itself.
 
This time the X-Men must face their Dooms--...must face their Ragna--...must face their Armageddon...

It's a dark time for our Men most Xtra. Heroes have fallen, Mutants are hunted, everything is on the brink...
 
...actually this sounds normal for the X-Men, just this time there's robots...

Xpectations are high as the Specht Brothers march merrily back to the Marvel Universe to see the origins of our xceptional X-Men.

Revenge is a dish best served after thoroughly stirring in the microwave...

Out there is a woman known as "The Bride" and she's on a mission of vengeance. She's out to Kill William...